Mine was “Kendall had sex with me because I was sleeping…” O.o
carlos asked me to marry him because im sexy…………..seems legit
It’d be super awesome if I could actually fucking see this…
James asked me to marry him because I shouted at his dog
there’s a special place in hell for those people that make fucking long gifs posts
Goodbye Maui. Much love to the crew who made this weekend happen. Extra mahalo to Nate and 505. Xoxo, JM



